"Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"Yeah, bam-bam-bam-bam-bam. I told them not to touch the f___in' alarm, they did. If they hadn't a done what I told them not to do, they'd still be alive."
"You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70's? It's my personal favorite."
"I don't like alarms, Mr. White."
"Wow, that was really exciting... I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't cha? Yeah! Me too! I love that guy."
"Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy?"
"Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch."
"Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse."
"I don't give a good f___ what you know or don't know, but I'm going to torture you anyway...regardless. Not to get information... it's amusing to me to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cuz I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get."
"You kids shouldn't play so rough, somebody's gonna start cryin'."
"F___ 'em. They set off the alarm. They deserved what they got."
"I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch."
"Alone at last... Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red zone."
"Torture you, that's a good... that's a good idea, I like that one... yeah."
"Y'all done? Have some fire, Scarecrow."
